Your Ear Candy For Being Late To Work!

Whether you’re running late for work, scrambling eggs in your underpants for the children, fleeing an angry bull, or all three, “El Matador” is a high energy funky instrumental that has you covered. Written and performed by John J. Goddard, yes, that’s me. All proceeds to benefit the studio upgrade and relocation fund in progress at the time of this writing. After upgrades and relocation, proceeds will fund my appetite for food.

Cleaning Out My Closet with Casey Bazzell

Cleaning Out My Closet with Casey Bazzell
General Concerns

 
 
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After locking her in a closet and tormenting her with the interminable saga of my Larry David moment in the karaoke showdown where we met, my guest and dear friend Casey Bazzell saves me from further embarrassment by singing three of her songs and closing out the podcast. Download this set at Casey’s brand spanking new Bandcamp page.

E-Book Formatting, Independent Publishing, The Clunkiness of the Material Universe, You Owe Me $25

E-Book Formatting, Independent Publishing, The Clunkiness of the Material Universe, You Owe Me $25
General Concerns

 
 
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E-book formatting can be a real pain in the ass, especially when you’re publishing an e-book of poetry.  Paul and I make an attempt to find solutions to common formatting problems, then discuss how the life of a traditionally published author is probably a huge pain in the ass too, because having to tour the material universe is a pain in the ass. We remember Abdul Kasent and the Off Broadway rehearsal house with fondness.

Easy Caesar Salad Dressing Recipe

I can’t remember exactly when I developed this recipe, but it’s extremely easy and unbelievably delicious. I am told by just about everyone who tries it that it’s the best salad dressing they’ve ever had, not just the best Caesar. It’s tangy, savory, bright and zesty in all the right ways. It’s maybe the only Caesar salad dressing recipe you will ever need, and I hope you love the video below.

You can purchase and download MP3’s of the song with a PDF of the recipe, which you’re free to print or save to your device for later use. Members at the Silver and Platinum levels have access to free downloads of this and all other media downloads I publish. If you like what I’m doing and enjoy having it at your disposal, you can see why becoming a member has its benefits. But if you just want both this recipe and song for today, you won’t hurt my feelings at all. My family thanks you for your support of my darling little business.

Recipe + MP3s of both versions of the song

Recipe Only

MP3 of Eezy Skeezy

MP3 of Eezy Skeezy (Instrumental)