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Please use the menu above to find what you need. Bear in mind that the content here is intended for mature audiences, and sometimes contains adult language and themes. You won’t really find anything truly vulgar or obscene, but I don’t cater to faint-hearted ninnies or the obtusely intolerant.

I also don’t run third party ads, and never will. Instead, the sale of memberships, books and downloads pays my bills, maintains servers, and allows me to upgrade software and equipment, so I also hope you’ll consider becoming a member or buying something. There is a newsletter for those who would like one weekly update about what’s new and what’s on the way.

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Journal

Lamb Goes In Town!!

Available now for the first time in five years. Written in the enigmatic syntax of Portland, Oregon’s eccentric kebab smuggler, Alparslan “The Turk” Yılmaz, “Lamb Goes In Town!!” is the delightfully twisted tale of a happy little lamb’s journey and shocking transformation in a strange new world. Lightly edited by Yılmaz’s first cook and co-pirate …

Books

In my book Dalmatian Cooking, I shed light on the secret treasures of a little known Mediterranean cooking tradition from the coast of Croatia. This book features more than 300 recipes, descriptions of traditional food preservation, and historical background. The relatively near future will see the publication of not only a novel, but also a collection of Balkan meat recipes.

Dalmatian Cooking: Cuisine of the Slavic Mediterranean
Soft cover, 272 pages $21.99 USD
Kindle edition, $4.99 USD

Dalmatian Cooking on Amazon

Music

I write and produce music in a variety of styles, as you will hear in the podcasts and audio programs on this site. I do not perform live at this time, but I offer downloads of original music for your personal enjoyment.