Found During Spring Cleaning

In the spirit of breaking my social media conditioning, I firmly intend to begin writing blog posts of “micro-blog” length, just like we used to do in 2005 before the social media shit hit the fan. I will say neither where this was found, nor to whom it was addressed, but here it is:

“I am writing to let you know that I know my behavior on Saturday morning was unacceptable. It doesn’t matter that I believe you’re not a good person at all. The fact that I think you’re a shallow idiot with no redeeming qualities does not excuse my behavior. I had several beers that morning, and my filter was definitely turned off. The passive aggression I displayed toward you was not constructive. I look forward to a future of exhibiting better behavior in the face of people I will never respect.”