El Matador

Whether you’re running late for work, scrambling eggs in your underpants for the children, fleeing an angry bull, or all three, “El Matador” is a high energy funk instrumental that has you covered. Members can download it from The Vanilla Duchesne’s repository.

Calm Before The Storm

WARNING: This story series contains strong adult language and mature themes, and may not be suitable for all readers. I will not be responsible if you get the vapors. Saturday, 2:00 p.m. – Living three blocks from work afforded me the luxury of sleeping longer and staying out of traffic, but the oppressive heat and…

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Imperial Roast Pork: Even Better Than It Sounds

I was living in Zagreb, in an old working class neighborhood called Kustošija on the west side of town.  My apartment was a good 15-minute walk from the transit hub in Črnomerec, where you can hop a tram or bus to just about anywhere in the city. Continue reading “Imperial Roast Pork: Even Better Than It Sounds”